In this one-off half-hour silent film, Benny stars as the title character, a "born loser" who is unlucky in everything - especially love. He fancies a pretty nurse who walks by the park, but ends up with a plainer girl.

• Thames Television
• Benny Hill
• Nicole Shelby
• Douglas Hill
• Jill Easter
• George Roderick
• Tommy Godfrey
• Connie Georges
• Michael Sharvell-Martin